Okay, Cat. I read it. Stop beating me up now...

**Mallorie**

Inferior straightness.

Besides...more for me. :D

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If that doesn't work, give up. No sense looking like a fool.

**Mikaioalani**

Pfft.

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**Mallorie**

You can Pfft all you want, cat girl.

Go use Sheik's spandex to blow your nose into when Link is proved the better man...elf...guy...dude...person.

*ahem*

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If at first you don't succeed, try again.

If that doesn't work, give up. No sense looking like a fool.

**Mikaioalani**

Link.
Wears.
Tights.

Sheik.
Wears.
Spandex.

I WIN!!

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**Mallorie**

Tights.
Are.
Sex-ay.

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If at first you don't succeed, try again.

If that doesn't work, give up. No sense looking like a fool.

**Mikaioalani**

Only on the right people.

...Like Sheik.
Sheik is in...like...full-body tights...

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**Mallorie**

...Sheik's a woman.

In spandex.

...Do you have a thing for women in spandex, Mika?

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If at first you don't succeed, try again.

If that doesn't work, give up. No sense looking like a fool.

**Mikaioalani**

0.o

...What are you insinuating??

No!!

Like I said before, I like the MANLY side of Sheik.
MANLY.
M.
A.
N.
L.
Y.
!!.

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**Mallorie**

Okay...so you have a thing for women in spandex who act manly. Or is it men who just so happen to have feminine assets?

O.o

That adds to the awkwardice.

[Har harrr. You knows I jesteth. Razz

]

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If that doesn't work, give up. No sense looking like a fool.

**Mallorie**

...I...

I don't know what to say.

Maximum Ride 4 was...

...Way below my expectations. Sad

Max and the Flock were great, but I felt no closure. What happened for Fang and Max? What was up with Fang and Brigid? (That was creepy...)

...IGGY! DID YOU GET YOUR SIGHT BACK?!?

It felt like...the other three could have stood alone. The fourth book, to me, was like "Global warming is bad! Very bad. Oh, crap...not a very interesting enemy...here's a random cyborg man and his Hulk/Eegor thing!" The Uber-Director sounded promising, but then...he...wasn't all that intimidating.

And don't get me wrong; I'm all for saving the environment, but...

The fourth book felt...oddly hollow where the others captivated me. I...cried in the third book. I finished Final Warning with this vague, 'Oh, that was nice...' feeling.

It wasn't all bad though. I loved seeing the familiar spunk Max has. Total was a treat :D Loved him to DEATH! Angel freaks me out in the best possible way. Fang...-slaps on wrist- You are not jailbait! xD Iggy and the Gasman. Smile

So much love. Nudge! You're adorable.

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If that doesn't work, give up. No sense looking like a fool.

**Mikaioalani**

O.o

Yeah...I pretty much empathize.
Total rules.

I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEEEXT!

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**Mallorie**

ME TOO! Grrrr.

Mr. Patterson, do not toy with your readers' emotions Sad

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If that doesn't work, give up. No sense looking like a fool.

**Mikaioalani**

I'm sure he'll write again, sooner or later.

Too many people share our feelings. They will write letters.

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**Mallorie**

This is true. But hopefully he'll actually DO something with his characters instead of trying to stuff a thinly veiled lesson down the readers' throats.

The ending of this book was a bit shabby, in my honest opinion.

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If that doesn't work, give up. No sense looking like a fool.